porn-pine
porn-pine (noun)
/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/
That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
Symptoms may include:
Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin
Whispering “it was perfect though”
Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/
That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
Symptoms may include:
Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin
Whispering “it was perfect though”
Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
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