Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in

by Dampornslam October 25, 2011

porn slam

the act of quickly slamming closed the top of your laptop when someone walks in the room to hide that you've been watching porn

When Jack's mom entered the room, he executed the fastest porn slam ever seen.

by NFL JACK October 24, 2011

Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.

Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!

by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022