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Porn dick 

A penis when erect is in the shape of a banana

porn dick 

A dick with a bend in it.
Haha look at him, he has a porn dick!
porn dick by Leroy the Prophet November 22, 2006

white boy porn dick 

otherwise known as WBPD, white boy porn dick is the phenomena of a tall, lanky white man having an absolute hog. mans is shaped like uncooked spaghetti with legs that go up to his sternum, but rest assured, he's packin.
That tall dude you took home last night seemed like kind of a square, how was it?

Girl, white boy porn dick.

floppy dick porn 

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
floppy dick porn by Gabe K. March 15, 2007

sock dick porn

A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.

No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.

The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.

Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
sock dick porn by movintofiji August 25, 2008