pork slap

Slapping another person usually a women across the face with your penis.

Shit , she just got pork slapped so hard it left a mark! That bruise won't go away for a while.

by albino sexxor March 20, 2004

Pork Slap

Two men slap their flaccid penises together. The person who achieves an erection first wins. He then gets to pork the other guy in the butt.

Greg and James had a pork slap earlier. Greg won, and James is sore.

by Doner Kebab July 2, 2009

Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.

When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.

by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020