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The gibberish that people text when they are bored to confuse another person is called porkish.
When matt was bored studying,he started texting his friends in porkish.
Porkish by Porcupine9 November 16, 2010
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Can defined as nice physical appearance especially in girls.
Having nice body shape
Kelvina and paul are a perfect example of being porkish
Taye (baba obo) likes porkish girls especially blacks
Porkish by Legendarybrian7 December 7, 2018
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Porkish is a language, which originated from a small island named portland.
lucy speaks porkish
The act of poor behaviour. Generally disrespecting someone(s) or, something.
Being "slaggy, Whorey; An Asshole, A Joke"
Sam: Look at her she's being such a b*tch. She is so desperate.

Sydney: Stop being Porkish. It's not cute x
Porkish by mekaaa August 17, 2023

Porkish Hen 

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
Porkish Hen by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006

Porkistani 

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.
Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

Portishead 

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.
Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.
Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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