1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.

2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!

2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 16, 2007
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codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.
man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"
by canadianrocker September 28, 2008
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"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 09, 2009
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A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.
Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.
by sillygirl69 November 25, 2006
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1. A type of breakfast creial enclosed in a pstry surround that can be heated up by means of placing in a toaster.

2. Rhyming slang for fart.
2. Someone's just dropped a pop tart
by Mavmaramis June 20, 2005
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The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.
That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.
by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014
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