Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.

I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!

Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.

That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.

poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009

poostink 

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

poostink by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

tootstain 

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

tootstain by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

pootytang 

basically a vagina

after having sex with a hoe...the strong smell of pootytang is in the air

pootytang by EricaGeist April 14, 2003

poonstang 

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.

Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!

poonstang by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003