poopy turtles 

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool

Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.

poopy turtles by Tat Evil May 21, 2007

Turtle poop 

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

Turtle poop by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

Turtle-Poop 

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

Turtle-Poop by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008