cootpoot's definitions

pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.

As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.

by cootpoot January 6, 2015