Poopon 

the poop that hangs from any mammals ass by a long, earlier swallowed, hair strand.

dude look at your dog sparky running circles. He's got a poopon hanging out his ass and he tryin to get dat bad boy.

Poopon by Raelpal June 21, 2011

Poopon 

An ass tampon because your to lazy to put on underwear. Aka A rolled up wad of toilet paper to plug your asshole from leaking shit on the floor which falls out and found by somebody else

Is that another one of Pam’s poopons on the floor again?

Poopon by footnMouth December 26, 2021

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Poop on my butt 

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless

kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt”

Poop on my butt by MelkGirls July 14, 2020

YOU MADE POMPON MAD!

pompon is going to kill you because you have done something very terrible

pumpkin pie: YOU MADE POMPON MAD!

YOU MADE POMPON MAD! by holydrugs April 26, 2022

Poopendestop 

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017