poopie hole 

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.

Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."

poopie hole by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009

Pookie Hole 

Mid-western term used in polite conversation when discussing the posterior opening of the alimentary canal; the anus or butt hole.

It is always wise to wipe your pookie hole thoroughly after taking a shit.

Pookie Hole by Golden-boy June 22, 2008