poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011

poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.

Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.

poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010