Poop dildo 

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

Poop dildo by August ki June 15, 2018

poop dildo 

When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.

After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.

poop dildo by Little Theodoore April 25, 2008

poopdidoop 

When one takes a pooh and throws it in the eye or ear of someone they dislike.

I poppdidooped Max because he wouldnt stop humping my girlfriends leg.

Sam : Whatup

Tyler : I just poopdidooped this dude.

Sam: nice!

poopdidoop by T-Timeeeeeee March 31, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016