poop canyon 

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

poop canyon by C Mac G September 25, 2011

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

poop cannon by anteater97 January 15, 2009

Poop canon 

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems

Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”

Poop canon by Arkayess November 17, 2018

poop cannon

The rectum.

My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?

poop cannon by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012