poop boner

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection

Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.

by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 10, 2010

boner poops

poops that are as hard as boners

Max had boner poops today.

by -\(^.^)/- April 21, 2016