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Poonies

A smoothie at Arby's ask for it it's great
I asked for poonies and a girl slapped me
by Brois6969 March 20, 2022
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After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
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Pookies and Ray-Rays

Definition - Pookies and Ray-Rays are stereotypical ghetto-dwelling men. They lack ambition; they usually don't have a job or decent income. They probably have felony records for stupid crimes (domestic abuse, petty theft, selling weed, robbery, assault), drug addiction, and multiple children by several women. They have few employment prospects due to their inability to take control of their lives, mainly because they're poorly educated. They lack personal accountability for their problems and cannot respond to difficult circumstances. They are shamelessly low-class.

Who coined the phrase? Popular YouTube and podcast host Oshay Duke Jackson coined the term around 2018 as a funny way to describe low-life black men.

Origin - The term derives from the nicknames of famous movie characters of the same names; "Pookie," the comical crackhead from New Jack City (Chris Rock), and "Ray-Ray," the two-timing crook from South Central (Byron Minns). However, these nicknames were common in many black ghettos in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
"She spent her best year weaving and gelling. Now, she has multiple children by different Pookies and Ray-Rays, but wonders why no good man wants to marry her."
by thetillmansneakerreview December 13, 2022
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Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...
MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!
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Poopies and Cream

When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
Last night after I fucked her she shart poopies and cream on me... what a bitch!
by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008
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owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
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