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poonfuck 

When someone pisses you off so badly that you just want to yell at them
"That person just cut me off, what a fucking poonfuck."

"Josh never texted me back.. That poonfuck."

"Stop crying like a fucking poonfuck."
poonfuck by bothsidesnow April 4, 2009
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poopbucket 

a person who possesses such a contrite and obnoxious and/or mean personality that they have the face value of a bucket of cow shit.
You won't give me your car? Wow, you're a poopbucket!
poopbucket by Irene the Queen May 13, 2005

poonbeck 

Poonbeck is the word used to describe a severe 'drought' or absence of sexual activity.
Casey - can i tell you something??

Ben - yes of course.

Casey - I've got some serious poonbeck at the moment.

Ben - this must be a difficult time for you.
poonbeck by BenJaminnn May 3, 2008

poontucket

Sort of a catch-all.
"Hey, what's that?"
"Poontucket!"
poontucket by Stark Raving August 20, 2003
When you get poo on your knuckles from fisting a black guy.
David: I can’t believe you gave me poonucks last night!
Raquis: Ayo my bad g
Poonuck by Mr Phap November 7, 2023

poontucket

Wherever a rotund woman drinks beer and eats donuts while watching "Who Wants To Prove They're A Whore On National Television" and ignoring the cries of her 14 squalling spawn, there is Poontucket. Wherever a man in a stained shirt with worn armpits speaks profoundly of "those people" while pausing only to spit a wad of gooey yellow phlegm past the soggy butt of a Marlboro clenched permanently in brown, broken teeth, there is Poontucket.
Use "poontucket" wherever it feels appropriate.
poontucket by Inkthinker June 8, 2004
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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