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poo nanny
poo nanny by scene kid ily short stack August 16, 2009
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poo ninny • Penny poo nanny • poonannies • nanny nanny poo poo • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber
Penny poo nanny
I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.
Penny poo nanny by anonymous October 31, 2021
poo nanny
a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
poo nanny by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006
nanny nanny poo poo
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
nanny nanny poo poo by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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