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poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.
a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush
by Wayne Cornish November 25, 2007
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poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back
Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
by Robes100 October 14, 2013
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poonestamp

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.
"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."
by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008
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