poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.

"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

by kong kong is long July 21, 2009

Poo Gremlin

The fictional gremlin that you imagine touching your ass as you poo into a dark smelly porto-potty.

Mark: Ricky I havent shit in 3 days!

Ricky: Why thats weird?

Mark: No its not, im just afraid of the Poo Gremlin touching my ass while I shit. Ill just wait till I get home.

by Mark Van Fucko June 04, 2011