poo boner

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.

Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.

by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022

poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.

by Dinger8525 January 01, 2012

boner poo

(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.

I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.

by Agnellos Pizza November 10, 2009