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ponktacology 

The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk.
Today I gave little Timmy a shot and examined the results for my ponktacology study.
ponktacology by MasMcFly August 25, 2017
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ponktacology 

the science of getting a toddler a little bit drunk
I'm a scientist specializing in ponktacology.
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Ponktacology 

The science cof getting a toddler just a little bit drunk
I'm studying ponktacology in college
Ponktacology by Onenugg June 23, 2019

ponktacology 

The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk
I've been studying ponktacology with my nephews.
ponktacology by Pittsburgh_Girl45 August 25, 2017

Ponctacologhy 

The study of getting a toddler a little bit drugged.
"Did you go to college"
"I did! I went to the University of Illinois and i have a masters in ponctacologhy
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