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Polyapptual

The act of signing up for multiple dating websites in an effort to finally use probability statistics for a noble cause.
Whenever you meet a girl online and she says “I’m only on one app, and I’m new to online dating.” You say “oh, I’m polyapptual...I’m on all the sites
Polyapptual by Prof. Reese February 8, 2019
Related Words

polycapable 

Being open to any relationship format (monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, etc.), without one being more desirable than the other. Whatever works best for your partner(s) is what works for you. Essentially the pansexuality of relationship formats.
Oh, you know Sarah? She's been in monogamous and polyamorous relationships, and both have been really fulfilling for her. She's polycapable.
polycapable by k.jac November 28, 2017

Polyapptual

The act of signing up for multiple dating websites in an effort to finally use probability statistics for a noble cause.
Whenever you meet a girl online and she says “I’m only on one app, and I’m new to online dating.” You say “oh, I’m polyapptual...I’m on all the sites
Polyapptual by Prof. Reese February 8, 2019

polycopula 

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.
Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!
polycopula by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019