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Polyapptual

The act of signing up for multiple dating websites in an effort to finally use probability statistics for a noble cause.
Whenever you meet a girl online and she says “I’m only on one app, and I’m new to online dating.” You say “oh, I’m polyapptual...I’m on all the sites”
Polyapptual by Prof. Reese February 8, 2019
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polycapable 

Being open to any relationship format (monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, etc.), without one being more desirable than the other. Whatever works best for your partner(s) is what works for you. Essentially the pansexuality of relationship formats.
Oh, you know Sarah? She's been in monogamous and polyamorous relationships, and both have been really fulfilling for her. She's polycapable.
polycapable by k.jac November 28, 2017

Polyapptual

The act of signing up for multiple dating websites in an effort to finally use probability statistics for a noble cause.
Whenever you meet a girl online and she says “I’m only on one app, and I’m new to online dating.” You say “oh, I’m polyapptual...I’m on all the sites”
Polyapptual by Prof. Reese February 8, 2019

polycopula 

A confluence of high volume, short staff, nuisance directives, errors, oversights, and otherwise avoidable chaos; in short, a clusterfuck.
Dr. Jess Dewett is making rounds, there are orders everywhere with no charts, and two nursing assistants are out sick. What a polycopula!
polycopula by Zappin' Nap December 19, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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