I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.
by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017
(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.
by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010
When you're doing someone doggystyle or in the butt up against the corner of a bed post. After ejaculation, you immediately grab the back of your partners head and RAM it against the corner "pole" or bed post. Aka the Bastard Child of Donky Punch and Strawberry Swirl.
by JayRomieO November 5, 2004
The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
by Mucky September 12, 2013
A super fun game played as recently as the 1950's. originally classified as a deadly illness, but water polio is in fact a very fun sport even children can enjoy! If you are a good diver when doing water polio, you can earn yourself an iron set of lungs! Truly an amazing game taken from us far too soon by the pro-vaccine crowd.
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020
when you spell all the words wrong on the internet -though you known how to spell it right- you've got type polio.
is known in 2 forms:
is known in 2 forms:
-breezer slut version:
girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:
boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???
girl: da ppl ther wer so laik fckn cuwl.
boy: damn you've got type polio
-the serious terrific version:
boy: Iuu cant;ef tyupe4r,
girl: ???
by latinlovergrammarhater June 24, 2010