Water Polio 

A super fun game played as recently as the 1950's. originally classified as a deadly illness, but water polio is in fact a very fun sport even children can enjoy! If you are a good diver when doing water polio, you can earn yourself an iron set of lungs! Truly an amazing game taken from us far too soon by the pro-vaccine crowd.

"bruh, water polio changed my life"

Water Polio by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2020

water police 

a person who is overly controlling and takes small matters into their own hands

Lola was late to work by 30 seconds, luckily, KC didn't see or she would have been in big trouble; KC is such a Water Police.

water police by anon knee muss May 21, 2008

waterpolo 

A misspelling of the word water polo, dumbass

Only dumbasses spell water polo "waterpolo"

waterpolo by pink_spider May 13, 2006

waterpolo 

1. "'a sport combining basketball, rugby, swimming and wrestling...with some of the BEST CONDITIONED athletes in the world.'"
2. an activity viewed upon by asian parents as an inappropriate sport for girls because of the muscle which forms due to vigorous activity(see SPORT)

daughter: hey mom! i made two goals today in waterpolo...but got punched in the eye and broke my pinky...I LOVE IT
asian mom: the "waterpolo" make you look like man. stop. you are disgrace. make family loose face(keeps talking and talking and talking and talking.......)

waterpolo by hopelessly lost January 30, 2005

Waterpoloist 

one who plays Water Polo

mymy swim coach used to be a Waterpoloist when he was in high school.

Waterpoloist by wordninja003 August 31, 2009

waterpolo 

a sport played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.

man, waterpolo is awesome

waterpolo by fattycakes April 8, 2005

Waterpolo sex 

A competitive sport played in water between two teams of one player each. The game consists of four quarters in which the teams attempt to score goals by having sex the opposing team's goal. The team with the most goals at the end of the game wins the match.

Maeve: “So what’d you and Rohan do today?”
Emily: “Well Rohan had practice in the pool, so we just did waterpolo sex.”

Waterpolo sex by catlover4eva April 11, 2023