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pokésex

When two Pokemon have lovely but liquid sex.
"That Pokésex was sure liquidy"
by JustAnyOldGamer March 1, 2014
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pokesex

Wanting to have sex dresseed up as a Pokemon character.
You wanna have some pokesex with me, ya filthy degenerate?
by Polterkreist July 21, 2023
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pokedex 591

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by bignus May 5, 2021
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Pokeseizure

A pokeseizure is an epileptic seizure, induced by the flashing of red and blue

that occured in episode 38 of the anime Pokemon. The original airing of episode

38 saw the seizures of 700 japanese adults and children as a result. Since then,

the episode can only be found on the internet, often with the frame-rate reduced

on the infamous scene.

Often this scene is referred to as, "SEIZURES EVERYWHERE"

Specifically, the scene involves the protagonists trying to rescue the

geometrically inclined pokemon Polygon. A hovercraft/rocket/spaceship/thing

fires missiles at the heroes. In responce, pikachu shoots a thunderbolt at the

projectile, causing it to explode. The main scene that was responcible for the

seizures was one where satoshi(ash) and his friends are standing near an opening

and the majority of the frame is filled with alternating blue/red flat color

pallettes.

The same effect (FLYING COLORS: meant to create dynamic flashing/explosions) is

utilized a few times in the much more-acclaimed anime, Evangelion, a few times,

but those instances are far less likely to cause seizures do to the brevity and

slower frame rates of their animation.

This episode has been all but removed from media distribution but, due to the

internet, has been viewed by many a nostalgic/foolhardy otaku.

In non-Epileptic viewers the scene has been know to caused head aches,

especially loops of the scene with music.

Other banned/unaired episode of the series include #18 and #19 as well as #23,

due to sex, violence, and 9/11.
Alex - "Dude wanna see episode 38 I found it on youtube!"

Kevin - "I don't know man, what if I get a pokeseizure?"

Alex - "You don't know if you're epileptic though."

Kevin - "I don't want to find out, man."
by Viethra July 14, 2009
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pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.
Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
by k795 July 27, 2016
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Pokésexual

People who are sexually attracted to Pokémon
Today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for Pokésexuals
by Arceus777 February 4, 2014
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Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"
by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006
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