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poison kitty 

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
poison kitty by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006
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Kitty Prison 

1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.

2. A forced external facepalm.
I caught my girlfriend cheating, so I put that bitch in kitty prison.
Kitty Prison by Mr. Dr. Kitty MD November 3, 2012

Prison Kitten 

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
Prison Kitten by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
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