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Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Polidicking 

The act of a politician sending out naked pictures of themselves and getting caught doing so
Looks like the senator was polidicking with his secretary again
Polidicking by Rcfan0902 June 14, 2011

PhotoDicking 

noun
1. Informal
a. The art of hiding your genitals in otherwise normal pictures (or video) so that the victims do not notice you have shown them your genitals until it is too late if they notice at all.
b. Photobombing...but with your dick.
Photobombing....but with your dick

www.photodicking.com
PhotoDicking by Dv8 October 6, 2012

Polidicking 

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.
He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.
Polidicking by DandA August 10, 2012

Poodikkin 

Guy:Did you steal my wallet?
Girl:Yup
Guy:You straight poodikkin. Give it back!
Poodikkin by Nexodus October 1, 2009

Pogodicker 

A woman, usually a slut, with low morals, that bounces from man to man, or dick to dick, as quick as possible, usually in the same day or night even.
Omg! Is that Jamie, on her third guys lap tonight? Jamie is being quite the pogodicker I'd say.
Pogodicker by MrX1977 March 10, 2019