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pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

Postification

Posting everything nothing and all the in between. Social media has us all absorbed like a curious observer to a massive net of idiocracy!
Postification is the reason I felt bad I forgot a friends birthday from twenty years ago. Trump is president I didnt need postification to remind me of bad times past!
Postification by KelpMe;(&) June 17, 2018

Poesification 

A South African (Afrikaans) phrase to define the activity of being transformed into a Poes (slang for idiot) through the art of poesification.
I have been poesified by this guy! He has made me look like a total poes through poesification!!
Poesification by Hevajra October 6, 2019

prettification

An idiot who deleted a 1000 member Discord server, joined a new one and changed his nickname to prettification (old nickname - pretender)
Hey, Prettification is here, hope he won't delete this server too
prettification by socksfor1 November 9, 2020

Pontification 

The act of shredding down the Ponti Ridge Trail in Novato, California.
Pontification on a Tuesday afternoon sounds wonderful.
Pontification by Daquen Martin August 28, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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