poetrification
poetrification by Poetrification September 7, 2017
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pontification
The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
Related Words
Postification
Posting everything nothing and all the in between. Social media has us all absorbed like a curious observer to a massive net of idiocracy!
Postification is the reason I felt bad I forgot a friends birthday from twenty years ago. Trump is president I didnt need postification to remind me of bad times past!
Postification by KelpMe;(&) June 17, 2018
Poesification
A South African (Afrikaans) phrase to define the activity of being transformed into a Poes (slang for idiot) through the art of poesification.
Poesification by Hevajra October 6, 2019
prettification
An idiot who deleted a 1000 member Discord server, joined a new one and changed his nickname to prettification (old nickname - pretender)
prettification by socksfor1 November 9, 2020
Pontification
Pontification by Daquen Martin August 28, 2025
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B)
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