pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.

Geet is a pocket lad.

by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014

Lady Pocket

The polite term for a lades vagina.

I met this girl last night and I lost my watch in her lady pocket.

by Dr_Appleseed April 12, 2013

Pocketlanch

When you bend over to pick something up and everything falls out of your shirt pocket.

Dan was stuck in the middle of the crosswalk after suffering a pocketlanch while picking up a found penny.

by Sandmantis March 30, 2010

pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.

Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.

by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016