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Pocket Butt 

A marital aid, similar to a pocket pussy, but for simulated anal poundings.
That queer MJ loves slammin' his pocket butt.
Pocket Butt by Steveisgay December 18, 2012
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pocket butt 

when a person's, usally a girl, pockets on her jeans are bigger than her butt. if they have a pocket butt their butt is small and flat !
she has a pocket butt

Butt pocket 

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.
Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.
Butt pocket by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015

Butt pocket 

An animation term, used for when a character pulles an item from behind their back, where there was no visible storage for it.
She pulled that cherry pie out of her butt pocket
Butt pocket by mrpersik March 16, 2024

Pocket butthole 

Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
Pocket butthole by Theo no October 15, 2019

Pocket Butter 

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
Pocket Butter by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
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