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Pocket Boyfriend 

Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.
boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*
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Pocket Boyfriend 

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.
Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
Pocket Boyfriend by HiImTye June 26, 2012

Pocket Boyfriend 

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

Back pocket boyfriend 

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.
Back pocket boyfriend by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026