poast

In the realm of interwebs, there are posts and there are poasts. A post can only become a poast once it has reached the relative hotness of toast. In other words, if it is popular.

Yeah! That's a really great poast!

by Akaleus July 29, 2011

Poast

Same as post or posting as a message or a commentary posted on an internet forum. Poast instead of post follows the same pattern of transcribing "ou" diphthong as "oa" as in moar instead of more.

First Poast! (First commentary to the original post)

by gayskunk January 4, 2008

poasting

The act of posting on a message board in an obnoxious and pointless manner using terms such as "lulz", "n00b" or "fagz". Used as a form of humor.

posting spamming post spam

Jesus, this thread is 10 pages of nothing but poasting by Darkstar and Begs. Say something of importance for once.

by guitarguy9 November 25, 2007

poasted

To pwn someone while setting them on fire.

"I poasted the enemy ninja boss by throwing a home-made ninja bomb at him."

by Tesshu December 24, 2005

Poast

A post someone makes on social media to deliberately boast about something which has happened to them.

"Oh look, Emma's poasting about her holiday again"
"Don't worry, he's just being a poaster."

by Autumnzz May 29, 2014

Poast

Boastful post that make the poster feel better about themselves, but for whom other can't care less.

"Aren't you sick of Rick's poasts? That guy must have really low self-esteem"

by snoopdoggiedoo April 26, 2010

poasting

A combination of the words "post," "boast," and "poaching." It is a reflexive action of participating in social media culture of displaying ones personal life out of temptation to compete with their peers, while inadvertently volunteering personal information about the self and ones relatives.

person1: Did you see person2's vacation photos?
person3: Man, person2's personal account of their own life is amazing!
person1: they poasted all their kids bullshit while vacating up in dat 'Cun (Cancun)
person3: Back in the day, we had to get a parent signature on a piece of paper and bring it back to class have our photo taken for the public. That poasting has to stop!

by midinerd May 8, 2018