plunge the sponge

V. to attempt to give yourself an abortion with no medical experience whatsoever

Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"

Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"

Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011