Any
generic multitool used by
vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the
name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.
Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman
broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.