Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan March 15, 2004

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 25, 2010

Playing the Fiddle

Getting girls attention by " playing the fiddle". This can be a result of easy tourists, vulnerable girls, or any girl that joins the band and does not know. The person playing the fiddle is usually incognito and is not noticed as a player but USUALLY is.

Dude, you were really "playing the fiddle" last summer....you did work!!

by DeucePac December 06, 2008

Playing The Clam Fiddle

Female masturbation.

Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!

by Aviel_Nick May 07, 2010

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 01, 2023