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Playing Pussy 

The act of telling a girl over the internet (usually on a social networking site) that she's beautiful and you really like her, when in truth you're just shooting at a chance to get some ass. Mostly performed by men who are bored and could really go for some snatch.
Taylor - "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

Robbie - "I don't have much planned... I just got friend requests from a few good looking scene bitches, so it looks like I'm going to be playing pussy for the next few hours."

Taylor - "Sounds good man, I may do the same."
Playing Pussy by Evan Giantwood September 17, 2011
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Keep Playing Pussy 

Behaving in a irresponsible manner which results in you suffering some type of misfortune.
Your fucking with the wrong dude keep playing pussy and you will get fucked.
Keep Playing Pussy by slumdog1000 January 2, 2010

pussy playing 

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.
pussy playing by pablowisdom December 12, 2016

Playin' with your pussy 

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.
Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004