Playing Pussy

The act of telling a girl over the internet (usually on a social networking site) that she's beautiful and you really like her, when in truth you're just shooting at a chance to get some ass. Mostly performed by men who are bored and could really go for some snatch.

Taylor - "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

Robbie - "I don't have much planned... I just got friend requests from a few good looking scene bitches, so it looks like I'm going to be playing pussy for the next few hours."

Taylor - "Sounds good man, I may do the same."

Playing Pussy by Evan Giantwood September 17, 2011

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Keep Playing Pussy

Behaving in a irresponsible manner which results in you suffering some type of misfortune.

Your fucking with the wrong dude keep playing pussy and you will get fucked.

Keep Playing Pussy by slumdog1000 January 2, 2010

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pussy playing

What you do if you are having sex

I was pussy playing with my wife last night.

pussy playing by pablowisdom December 12, 2016

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Playin' with your pussy

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.

Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!

Playin' with your pussy by Phenomenal1738 March 26, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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