Dude! We went to that jerk, Ronnie's, party last night and so I decided to upper deck his mom's toilet.

Awesome!

Yeah, crazy thing is that this drunk slut came in and gave me a blumpkin while I did it...

Dude! You got a Playdough Factory!

Playdough Factory by Swabodda January 20, 2009

playdough it in

When a male is not able to get a erection but still proceeds to have intercourse by pushing the limp penis in with his fingers, much like pushing playdough in a cup.

Kyle had to playdough it in the canadian girl because he was too drunk.
"Did you have sex with that canadian girl?"

"Yeah I had to playdough it in."

playdough it in by Kyle the 8 th October 20, 2009

playdough dick

when your cock doesn't get erect from drinking or prescription drugs and it feels like playdough to girls

Oh my god... we were making out, and I reached in his pants and he had playdough dick.

playdough dick by DadaC October 1, 2013

Playdough

A toy developed by some fucking company yeeting children into a meat grinder and making a dough out of it to be consumed by the spawn of satan.

My son ate playdough and fucking died of kachigga

Playdough by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson November 15, 2019

Playdough

A drug that looks like red playdough and feels like it too. its a mixture of oxycontin, apo-lorazepam, ibuprofen, rubbing alcohol, cough medicine and a whole bunch of otha shit. Makes the walls sweat and time stop.

"Man I got so high on playdough last night the walls still sweatin'!"

Playdough by Matt Peeevning March 27, 2008

Playdough Pussy

A vagina in which has been penetrated hundreds of times giving it the appearance of used playdough. Many men think this is disgusting and will without hesitation run from the sight of the horrid stench trench. In other words,its a vagina that has lost its warmth and tightness,creating a cold,dark vaccum of space,similar to a blackhole. Proceed with caution, its been known to suck in light and destroy any organic material that enters it.

Guy "My god man,the girl i took back to the hotel last night had a playdough pussy"

Friend " OMG DUDE!! Are you okay?"

Guy "yeah but it ate my right hand,i wont be able to bate it anymore.

Friend " Sounds like a personal problem"

Playdough Pussy by Mrredandblack August 19, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026