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Playdough Factory 

Receiving a blumpkin while performing either an upper decking or crowning achievement maneuver.
Dude! We went to that jerk, Ronnie's, party last night and so I decided to upper deck his mom's toilet.

Awesome!

Yeah, crazy thing is that this drunk slut came in and gave me a blumpkin while I did it...

Dude! You got a Playdough Factory!
Playdough Factory by Swabodda January 20, 2009

playdough it in 

When a male is not able to get a erection but still proceeds to have intercourse by pushing the limp penis in with his fingers, much like pushing playdough in a cup.
Kyle had to playdough it in the canadian girl because he was too drunk.
"Did you have sex with that canadian girl?"

"Yeah I had to playdough it in."
playdough it in by Kyle the 8 th October 20, 2009

playdough dick 

when your cock doesn't get erect from drinking or prescription drugs and it feels like playdough to girls
Oh my god... we were making out, and I reached in his pants and he had playdough dick.
playdough dick by DadaC October 1, 2013

Playdough 

A toy developed by some fucking company yeeting children into a meat grinder and making a dough out of it to be consumed by the spawn of satan.
My son ate playdough and fucking died of kachigga
Playdough by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson November 15, 2019

Playdough 

A drug that looks like red playdough and feels like it too. its a mixture of oxycontin, apo-lorazepam, ibuprofen, rubbing alcohol, cough medicine and a whole bunch of otha shit. Makes the walls sweat and time stop.
"Man I got so high on playdough last night the walls still sweatin'!"
Playdough by Matt Peeevning March 27, 2008

Playdough Pussy 

A vagina in which has been penetrated hundreds of times giving it the appearance of used playdough. Many men think this is disgusting and will without hesitation run from the sight of the horrid stench trench. In other words,its a vagina that has lost its warmth and tightness,creating a cold,dark vaccum of space,similar to a blackhole. Proceed with caution, its been known to suck in light and destroy any organic material that enters it.
Guy "My god man,the girl i took back to the hotel last night had a playdough pussy"

Friend " OMG DUDE!! Are you okay?"

Guy "yeah but it ate my right hand,i wont be able to bate it anymore.

Friend " Sounds like a personal problem"
Playdough Pussy by Mrredandblack August 19, 2009