play in the mud 

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

play in the mud by Jbob April 27, 2003

play in the mud 

Having sexual relations with a black person.

Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.

play in the mud by surfdog May 28, 2016

play in the mud 

Playing in the mud is a remedy, common in Northern California, for making a woman's vagina feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large penis. To play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her vagina so that you may defecate in it. Once the feces is inside you then proceed to have sex with the vagina enjoying the extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.

Parker: Wow Ryan, that chick Bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy vagina!
Ryan: Yeah i know i bet its so wide that they cant even have sex!
Parker: Well they could always play in the mud.
Ryan: Yeah, i suppose...

play in the mud by HonestAbe69 April 6, 2010

if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

if there's blood, play in the mud by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. 

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud. by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

Playin in the mud 

To fuck a black woman/whore

G: Hey let's go fuck with some black bitches tonight.
Marco: Dog, you know I don't be "playin in the mud".

Playin in the mud by Marco Dane of HP November 23, 2011