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Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

Platform Shaming 

Shaming different gaming platform users for their choice of because you believe your choice is superior to theirs so much that you have to brag about it and put them down to make you feel better.
Hey admin, this guy is platform shaming me.
Get out you filthy console peasant!
Platform Shaming by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017

Jesus Platform Sandals 

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.

Multi-Platform Simp 

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.
The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.

precision platformer 

A type of platformer game that has sharp, accurate movements that allow for difficult and tight platforming.
Celeste is my favourite precision platformer because of how challenging it is.

platformer 

Platformer is an person who likes using different platforms/websites for watching videos, streaming, playing video games or using social media.
Person 1: Hey man, are you a platformer?
Person 2: What the fuck does platformer mean?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary has an answer.
platformer by RookieMastah December 17, 2017