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Plastic Fuck Doll

A terrible sex partner. Does nothing but lays there and takes it with no signs of enjoyment.
"How was that chick you hooked up with last night?"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."
I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.