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Planting a Few Trees 

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

Planting trees 

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026