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Pant Licker 

Basically a person who licks pants, but also has come to be used as following:

A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
Used in the commercial "Pop Tarts - Pantlicker (2002)".

A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
Pant Licker by WTFish September 12, 2008

Pant Licker 

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.
Jeff Thomas is a pant licker
Pant Licker by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Pant Licker 

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."
Pant Licker by Jupi February 21, 2003

pant licker 

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.
Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026