plano turd

Just a normal pile of shit.

Bob: Hey you alright in there?
Joe: Yeah its just a plano turd nothing special.

by A.B.L.E.T. May 13, 2006

Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Planturday

Best day of the week when you dedicate your time for caring the plants and absorbing the beauty of nature.

Hey, Its planturday today, I'm going to be busy nurturing the indoor plants.

by EchoDeadSpace August 10, 2020