Planked

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021

Planked

When someone gets knocked out

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED

by $NEEZE February 14, 2019

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 November 2, 2015

Plank

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"

by JohnLegend8808 February 19, 2021