When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.
Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!
by FAWKGIRL January 18, 2014
Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.
by HotDam March 02, 2016