pitch dark

a term used as a replacement for "pitch black" meaning not able to see anything or without light. Used frequently in rural areas in Canada, especially in the Ottawa Valley, Ontario.

One cannot travel down the street.
It is PITCH DARK because the street lights are out.

by average jo June 28, 2009

Pitch dark

A barbaric way of saying “pitch black”

Boo Radley only comes out at night, when you’re asleep so it’s pitch dark.

by BradleyIsANugget October 23, 2019

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005