pissy slow 

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

pissy slow by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

super pussy slow 

An automobile moving at least 10 mph below the speed limit and braking too much.

I'm late because the car in front of me was driving super pussy slow.

super pussy slow by boatsmith September 3, 2018