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Pissing myself 

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself
Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me
Pissing myself by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

pissing myself 

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽
"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"
pissing myself by dprtae1 May 20, 2022

pissing myself laughing 

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny
He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.
pissing myself laughing by vazmataz February 18, 2014

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.
"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026