piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
by Trickenso September 28, 2006
Flag
Get the piss-mittens mug.

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.
Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens
by Lads4 February 22, 2020
Flag
Get the piss mittens mug.
More random definitions